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Masturgitate 

mas-ter-ji-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

to stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) while vomiting.

A combination of the words masturbate and regurgitate.
Two guys in a thread where the OP was a photoshopped picture of Harry Truman's face on Tia Carrere's nude body from the 2003 Playboy centerfold spread.

#1: Is there a word for fapping while vomitting?

#2: Masturgitate?
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Masturtate 

When the stress of life got to be too much, Jim would often masturtate to relieve the stress.
Masturtate by weaselyjon October 2, 2012

masturgate 

term used to describe the scandal surrounding the former congressman mark foley's inappropriate contact with
congressional pages
the republicans efforts to retain control of
the house and senate was hampered by this latest scandal
now being referred to as 'masturgate'
masturgate by mr. natural October 5, 2006

MasturTate 

The act of masturbating while thinking of Tate Langdon, a character in the first season of the FX original series American Horror Story portrayed by Evan Peters, god of sex.
Ugh, hang on a sec, I need to read some Violate fanfiction and MasturTate to get rid of this sexual frustration.
MasturTate by KateLangdon June 7, 2012

Masturtater 

(Verb) To take a plain old potato and to bake it to the point where the inside is nice and soft. Once done, the person would place the desired ingredients on it such as sour cream, bacon, cheese, and so on. Once all is prepared, you gather a group of men and have them masturbate and cum into the potato until it is no longer recognizable. The user then proceeds to cut a hole big enough for their dick and fuck the potato, using all the ingredients and cum as lube. Once orgasm is achieved, you proceed to eat the potato.
"Hey, guys. I'm super horny right now, mind if we go get a potato and masturtater a bit?"
Masturtater by GoreAndSmores May 29, 2016

Mastritate 

Art of meditation and mastrubation at the same time

Synonym for mesibate
Trevor: im going to meditate, or mastrubate, Or both
Mastritate
Mastritate by Rex/ G1 EXPERT March 7, 2021

Masturgrate 

To masturbate so furiously that the person injures oneself. Mastur refers to masturbate, and grade refers to grating (liked grated cheese).
I jerked off so hard that I hurt my penis. I straight up masturgrated!
Masturgrate by CowboyDebop December 10, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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