Mastritate 

Art of meditation and mastrubation at the same time

Synonym for mesibate

Trevor: im going to meditate, or mastrubate, Or both
Mastritate

Mastritate by Rex/ G1 EXPERT March 7, 2021

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

mastribate 

When someone doesn't know how to spell masturbate.

I think I'll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn.

mastribate by Keta September 8, 2003

Masturtate 

The act of masturbating while meditating.

When the stress of life got to be too much, Jim would often masturtate to relieve the stress.

Masturtate by weaselyjon October 2, 2012

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

masticate by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

Masticate by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Mastricate 

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

Mastricate by Kim April 8, 2004