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Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.
Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013
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Masturblazing 

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.
Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

masterblazing 

Masturbating while smoking weed.
Dude, my mom caught me masterblazing again.
masterblazing by Curtis Grander October 15, 2013

masterblazing 

it means ur high and horny
yo dude i saw jake masterblazing

Masturblazing 

"Masterblazing" - To become a Mastur at Blazing ... Duh!
"Yo check out Jim's blazing technique"
"Yeah man he's masturblazing bro"
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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