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Matthewism
Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
Matthewism by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021
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methesis
A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.
Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.
I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.
I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.
methesis by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023
Matheist
Matheist by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
Mathisism
A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok
Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?
Mathisism by Thicctator February 20, 2019
elle mathesson
Jenn Rivell's (bam margera's finacee') daughter. she is 8 years old and very cute. Jenn had her from a previous marriage with Nate Mathesson.
elle mathesson by countrygirl January 1, 2005
mastdesi
dude look at that mastdesi
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