methesis 

A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.

Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.

I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.

methesis by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023

Methepisode 

1: A nervous breakdown or freak out.

2: A spontaneous narrative report of events that never happened. It consists of the creation of false memories, perceptions, or beliefs about the self or the environment due to, but not limited to methamphetamine use

3: Memories that are not based on actual events.

4: A fantastic hope or plan that is regarded as being nearly impossible to achieve.

1: Chill bro, it's not the cops dude, don't have an methepisode.

2: Man, its so embarrassing I cant take my girlfriend anywhere with out her losing it and having a methepisode.

3: You should have seen her. She ended up freaking out having an methepisode and killed everyone.

4: I was so worked up at the cop I was at the point of feeling as tho I was going to have methepisode.

5: The pressure and workload associated with my job caused me to have a severe methepisode and I ended up getting arrested and fired in the same day.

Methepisode by Steals January 6, 2011

metheist 

One who believes that he/she is a god, or the one true God.

Christianity sucks. To mock both Christians and atheists, I'm becoming a metheist.

metheist by Dancing is Forbidden April 22, 2006

Mythesis

Mythesis (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈMyth-EISIS

A reflective body of work that intertwines elements with personal and spiritual self-exploration, serving as both a narrative journey and a deeply introspective thesis ponts
A blend of "myth" and "my thesis," symbolizing a personal manifesto told through allegory, exploring themes of faith, identity, and redemption

Example:
"It’s a Mythesis, Isn’t it?”

Mythesis by Dr.Unpublished May 14, 2025