Masterblotting

The act of putting liquid LSD on your weiner

Masterblotting is the best

I think I'm just gonna stay home tonight and Masterblot

Masterblotting by blotman2020 May 20, 2017

Masterblogging 

blogging by yourself

Jim is at home masterblogging again.

Masterblogging by Tonyp126 February 19, 2009

masturbotting 

When a script, chat bot, or other automated process glitches and acts on part of its own programming.

"Yeah, the bot's removing its own comments every time it says something it doesn't like. It's masturbotting."

masturbotting by PupperPuppet September 11, 2019