Mastersoak

Guided masturbation. Where a man grabs his own shaft as if he were to choke the chicken. But a woman takes the mans hand/wrist and does the motion for them. Thus, not masturbation.

Tony: Bro, so what did you and Alice do last night?

Samuel: Dude, all we did was mastersoak.

by donald treanor November 6, 2023

mastersac

The largest testicle sac in the world.

Damnit! That sac is so bit, it must be the mastersac!

by JubeiSaotome April 6, 2003

masterspacing

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps

the baker is a mastercaker

by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

Danny Masterson

An actor. He played Ryce's boyfriend in Beethoven's 2nd but is most popular as Hyde from That 70s' Show. He is also a deejay know as, DJ Donkey Pizzle.

I read about DJ Donkey Pizzle aka Danny Masterson in last month's LA Weekly.

by Diablo Shizz February 28, 2009

mastershake

When a man masterbates and wipes off his hand, but doesn't wash it. Later, He shakes someone's hand that he doesnt like.

My boss sucks so bad I mastershaked him today when we met.

by DrDigits December 20, 2010

Masterlock

Poorly made shit for shit lock. There are several ways to unlock it without picks. It's possible and extremely easy to make a shim out of a soda can and unlock it.

Jack thought his bike was secure with his Masterlock, but the next day someone guessed his combination in 3 minutes and rode off into the sunset.

by A man in a suit October 10, 2005