masterspacing

Masterbaiting to random peoples myspace pictures.

"Sam was masterspacing all day yesterday."

"He is a habitual masterspacer."

by Justin Hizzle June 16, 2007

masturpacing

The act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by bumping into furniture the closer you get to climax. Usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.

"Every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. He must be masturpacing."

by MsMufffin November 12, 2011

MastersBating

Anyone masturbating while watching any footage from The Masters golf tournament.

He's at home MastersBating right now. Can't get enough of that golf.

by Rockweezy April 8, 2010

masturspacing

The act of spending all of one's free time on MySpace looking at the profiles of complete strangers.

(Usually leads to several random, unknown people being added as friends, while using most of the bandwidth on your internet connection.)

Joe is hogging all the bandwidth because he's been in his room masturspacing to random skanks all night.

by KingDynamo October 24, 2008

Masturspacing

Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them

Dean: Dude wheres Billy

Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing

by Jason1228 March 3, 2010

mastershaving

When one is beating thy meat and shaving at the same time

Woah do you see that talent? He's mastershaving

by Hmmsausage December 20, 2016