Masterpost

A collection of topics/information/links put together into one single post.

"I was looking for the answer masterpost for the final study guide."

by MoonlightMeme January 9, 2020

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

MasterPath

MasterPath is a spiritual path that exists purely for the soul of the individual. It teaches one how to go inside, collect one's spiritual currents, and ultimately realize the full expression of soul's innate divinity culminating in Self, Spirit, and God realization.

MasterPath has its roots in the Light and Sound, which has existed at all times and across cultures. In these teachings there is always a Sat Guru, which means true teacher. He presents the teachings through writings and seminars, and lovingly assists students through initiation into the Light and Sound.

Mystics and Saints over time have called the Sound Current the Word, the Music of the Spheres, the Shabd, and the language of the Soul. These words describe the eternal energy that exists at the third eye. References to this spiritual current are found in the works of Socrates, Rumi, Hafiz, Nanak, and more recently Sawan Singh Ji.

MasterPath was founded by Param Saint Sri Gary Olsen in 1987. He is a Sat Guru of the Light and Sound who emphasizes contemplation over meditation for the western mind.

The Master student relationship on a true Light and Sound path such as MasterPath is one of boundless love. All help is given both inwardly and outwardly. If one takes an entire lifetime to recognize a true Master it is a life well lived.

by lovethetruth November 7, 2013

Masterpiss

The opposite of a masterpiece.

Wow, that rushed drawing is a masterpiss.

by FredoriaGaming October 30, 2021

masturposting

The act of posting a message on a forum that is so undoubtedly awesome, that you climax numerous times while writing it.

John was so into his carefully worded tyraid against hotgrrl6969, who inadvertantly posted a thread on the wrong section of the message board, that he unintentionally masturposted all over his keyboard.

by Geoff B January 21, 2004

misterdostoyevsky

A TikTok account that generally makes bungou stray dogs/code geass content. They kin quite concerning characters including Evangelion's Gendo Ikari; despite this seemingly (and rightfully so) worrying statement, it is somewhat enjoyable to hold a conversation with them. Along with Gendo, misterdoystoyevsky also kins mori and Griffith. Misterdostoyevsky (Alex) is what some would describe as an 'odd cookie!😅💞', their personality generally represents that of Bing Bong from inside out, Bibble from barbie and Fyodor from bungou stray dogs. Alex despises society... claiming that 'society made them this way' .... they're an intj 8w9 845 sp/sx which explains a lot! Misterdostoyevsky likes molchat doma and enjoys being in control, they are anemic and quite reserved (to an extent/they are not what one would describe as shy!😅).

Alex can analyse others extremely well, an example would be when they called me out, despite me hiding my true colours🖤 🥀 :
' "Sometimes I don't wanna be happy

Don't hold it against me

If I'm down just leave me there

Let me be sad"
This is so you:pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face: '
I never knew one could see that I didn't want to be happy...

person one: are you mutuals with user misterdostoyevsky on TikTok!?
person two: no, who's that?
person one: you're a creep, a weirdo.....
person two: hey aren't those lyrics from Radiohead's song 'creep'?
person one: shut the fuck up freak (and then proceeds to murder person two)
person two:

by coolsmartprettygirl June 24, 2021

mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018