Mastereen

Mastereen (noun): A female equivalent of Master - denoting authority, skill, and respect equal to that of a male counterpart. Unlike “lady” or “mistress,” which historically imply lesser status, Mastereen asserts parity and empowerment.

The council bowed before their Mastereen, acknowledging her supreme authority over the realm.

Mastereen by Softpop_65 July 9, 2026

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

Mastering Chemistry by CHE108 May 15, 2012

Mastering Engineering 

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.

I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!

Mastering Engineering by kypok April 16, 2012

Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Mastermen 

Mastermen: A group of male peers who seek the counsel of other masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.

Mastermen form alliances with other mastermen who are successful in all aspects of their lives.

(Plural of Masterman)

Young Boy (to friend): "I want to join that group of mastermen when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (proud comment): "My man associates with only the best, first-class, top-notch, mastermen in his personal life and professional endeavors."

Rich Dude (on phone): "Wow, massive brainpower for our successful product launch all because of the collaboration of mastermen. Thanks."

Mastermen by Love Linguist July 21, 2009

Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.

Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

Mastering Physics by Victim of mastering physics February 24, 2019