Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

Masterbit by Mac007 March 18, 2014

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.

That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.

masterbitch by travelmop February 9, 2010

Maskerbator 

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

Maskerbator by Skydash February 8, 2021

Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

Management Masterbation 

When Management does something purely for their gratification that will produce nothing.

Team building exersizes, employee surveys are just a few examples of management masterbation.

Management Masterbation by jayray59 May 6, 2010