Marketeer 

A portmanteau of the words ‘Marketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.

Bob “I ran into Dwain Dibbley the other day.”
Mike “Really, so what’s he up to these days?”
Bob “Apparently he’s a Marketeer for MegaGlobal Corp.”
Mike “Well; he always was an unimaginative, spreadsheet licking twat!“
Bob “For sure.”

Marketeer by Vince Mode March 4, 2017

Marketeer 

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.

Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020

Marketeer 

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion

Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 16, 2020

Marketeer 

Noun: One that sells goods or services in or to a market, especially one that markets a specified commodity.

A major software marketer.

Marketeer by Timothy Knight August 22, 2005

malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

malleteer by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances

"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"

Musketeered by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

mass-marketed non-conformism 

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

mass-marketed non-conformism by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005