Masihe 

A straight up ugly fat nonce. Masihe is a very gross horrible man who should rot because he’s such a pedophile

OMG masihe is such a nonce i hate him.

Masihe by Yourmum124 November 1, 2019

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

Idahoan Potato Masher 

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.

Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

Idahoan Potato Masher by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

shit masher 

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

shit masher by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018