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A person who has a lack of knowledge and can sometimes act abnormal ways
That guy is a freaking mashrur
Mashrur by SUGarcutmelif July 22, 2019
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Mashburn 

BAMF-like Characteristics. Also to show outright awesome, badass, amazing, or influential. Word has been around for millenia and was derived from marshbourne.
When Chuck Norris walks by people admire his sheer Mashburn
Mashburn by BAMFasaurousrex June 23, 2011
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He's so sexy, deadass. Mashruf can always make you smile. He's really kind if you get to know him, and he's such a gentleman. He's really funny too, and you'll definitely laugh if you have a conversation with him.

He's also a girl magnet, getting all the girls and shit. He's really smart and gives great advice. He's honestly one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. IN YOUR LIFE.

If you ever meet a Mashruf, you better fucking thank the lord.

He's literally perfect at everything.
He's just fucking cool. You'll love this kid, trust me.
"Mashruf just said hi to me, omg!"
"OMG, YOU'RE SO LUCKY!"
Mashruf by ASDFGHJKL1234567 June 24, 2012
The superlative of all the good things. Best, cool, great -any positives sums up under one word to resemble the highest level of quality.
"How's the food?"
"Mashkur~~~!!!"

"Check her out, she's Mashkur!"
Mashkur by Astaro May 14, 2009

mashturbate 

to masterbate, while being mashed off' drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user
Oh man i feel quite stoned... i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out...!
mashturbate by whitty2350 March 1, 2009
Very sexy and talented. Great Vocals. Lots of Friends.
Buy a Masrur cup

Mashturbate 

Mashturbating is when you or someone else mashes your cock with their fist or a household object.
Jane: uh you'll never guess what happend to me last night
Sarah: what?
Jane: i saw my brother Mashturbate in his room
Sarah: EWWWWWWW
Mashturbate by The Mad. Dude. Guy. October 13, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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