Mashturbate

Mashturbating is when you or someone else mashes your cock with their fist or a household object.

Jane: uh you'll never guess what happend to me last night
Sarah: what?
Jane: i saw my brother Mashturbate in his room
Sarah: EWWWWWWW

by The Mad. Dude. Guy. October 13, 2009

Mashturbate

The peroid of time when you're beating your flaccid dick

John Wilkes Booth: Did you get any last night?
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.

by SpectaclesTesticles March 12, 2016

mashturbate

to masterbate, while being mashed off' drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user

Oh man i feel quite stoned... i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out...!

by whitty2350 October 25, 2008

mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.

I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.

by lolwutbbq July 11, 2008