Mashkur 

The superlative of all the good things. Best, cool, great -any positives sums up under one word to resemble the highest level of quality.

"How's the food?"
"Mashkur~~~!!!"

"Check her out, she's Mashkur!"

Mashkur by Astaro May 14, 2009

Mashburn 

BAMF-like Characteristics. Also to show outright awesome, badass, amazing, or influential. Word has been around for millenia and was derived from marshbourne.

When Chuck Norris walks by people admire his sheer Mashburn

Mashburn by BAMFasaurousrex June 23, 2011

MASKURBATOR 

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.

" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)

MASKURBATOR by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021

Maskurbation 

Wearing the low-priced malfunctional mask everywhere, fearing of virus or other disease attack.

This guy is totally under maskurbation for the whole week, while he didn't ever wash his hands after peeing!

Maskurbation by Nione11 April 4, 2020

Maskurbation 

To wear a surgical type face mask because if feels good, or makes others feel safe, but doesn't actually accomplish anything. To wear a surgical type mask incorrectly.

I saw a person wearing a surgical mask over their mouth but their nose was uncovered; they were performing maskurbation to make others feel safe.

Maskurbation by Scooter T May 14, 2020

Maskurbate 

To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone

That guys maskurbates all the time in his car even though no one else is riding with him.

Maskurbate by Smoopie April 25, 2021

maskurbating 

Wearing a mask for protection when you're completely alone (self-gratification).

Everywhere I go these days I see people maskurbating in their cars.

maskurbating by Bill Guindon June 13, 2020