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When you get bit by a tick and your toes slowly start to turn to dust.
Brah, how did you end up with martoes?

Awe! Man I got bit by a tick.
Martoes by ArBinClappinCheeks3 March 8, 2019
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MartoSkelly 

Usually a BIG Gamer! Obviusly he has a GIANT dick and a six pack. He gets all the chicks.
-Fakafo: I got a MartoSkelly as a boyfriend
-GamerBrothers: You're so lucky
-Fakafo
MartoSkelly by MartoSkelly100 November 22, 2019
The droplets of sweat that are usually found on the back of one's shirt. They can also be found on the front of a shirt, and these are referred to as frontal marties.
Bernie has a serious case of the marties.
Marties by thebarrish July 3, 2009
Marloes comes from the french of Marie - Louise, It was a double name often used in the upper classes of society.
Her name is Marloes
Marloes by Pompelmoes May 12, 2011
Marloes is a girl who is a rebel. She stays up late, smokes weed etc. People mostely call her lit.
I'm only 16 years old, but yesterday I drank a whole lot of vodka. I feel like a marloes.
Marloes by Go go marloes June 15, 2017
Marloes is a very strong girl. She will fight for peace and respect

She is loved she is beautiful

But she can be a bitch when she don't like you
Marloes
Marloes by Justbyauser January 17, 2020

marloes de grappenuitlegger

A person from a mememaker called kakhiel, he explains every meme. Really stupid. Everyone loves him because we fell so sorry for him. He has a really cool personality and i can tell him everything, a true friend.
someone: huh i dont get this really funny meme..
R & T: Maybe marloes de grappenuitlegger can explain it?!
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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