Martesa

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A bright and beautiful person. One who gives joy to all. One who is always the ceter of attention. Loves to dance, usually a great dancer. One who can be bitchy at times. Many woman don't get along with her. Many men try to get with her. All can't deny her beauty and brains. One who love men. Caring, Compassionate, and willing to please others.

You are so Martesa, your beauty is amazing.

Martesa by Miss Belize February 4, 2010

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Marmesan

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

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GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmesan!!!!!

Marmesan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

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Marteka

Also known as Teka :Name meaning beautifully unique intelligent and laid back. Full of life. Sexy!

If you ain't got a Marteka, better get you one!

Marteka by Tekababii December 21, 2016

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Markesan

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mudin, drinking water (mtn dew) or coldones, and other various activities. Yee yee

Also, incest is the best it puts your family to the test!

Markesan is the most redneck town in southern Wisconsin.

Markesan by Markesan redneck man November 5, 2016

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Mareesa

Bomb ass bitch. Pretty as fuck. Hard to find. If you got you one keep her. She keeps it real and is reliable. She also a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Will go to the ends of the earth for the person she loves. ❤️👏🏽

I need a Mareesa in my life.

Mareesa by ❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜 June 18, 2018

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Maresa

The Most Beautiful Girl in the planet! with the most kind heart and amazing smile! Humble fun to be with and extremely hot body! Has the heart of a boy name George! who is loves her sooooo much with all his heart! and more and never wants to lose her because to him thats the worse that can happen! there is no girl like her no matter how hard you look you will never find another girl like her! when God made her he was showing off

-George :)

George: I love Maresa
Boy: i wish there was another girl like her
George: well there isnt haha :)

Maresa by George_Arce8 February 8, 2013

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Mariesa

Gorgeous girl with big brown eyes, most likely big boobs, short, very funny, outgoing, always has a smile

Oh hey look its Mariesa!

Mariesa by hootergirl96 November 2, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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