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The most beautiful person on the world. She is the most caring person in your life. She may look like someone with a plain life but when you get to know her she will amaze you. Her smile will make your day. You could stare in her eyes for a long time because it's that pretty. She will not let you go through a struggle by yourself. She is always there for you when you need her, she is a call away. You meet a martessia don't be afraid to say hi.

Look it's martessia! Wow she is so pretty!

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Martessia

She is the prettiest girl u have seen. She has the most beutiful hair, pretty eyes, and the brightest smile. She is always there for you when you need her, a call away. Cares so much for her friends and family. If you meet a martessia hold on forever cause you will never meet another like her.

Omg I wish I was martessia!

Martessia by Sctfiex_ November 21, 2021

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matressable

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.

Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!

matressable by Midami June 9, 2005

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maroussia

maroussia is a frederic obsesser she wants him to like her so much and only wants his attention

omg! shes such a maroussia

maroussia by urmomisgay69. January 11, 2022

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maressa

Maressa, it means the sea.
People with this name are often beautiful, intellectual, and deep, like the sea.

'You're amazing, are you sure your name isn't Maressa?'

maressa by Melissa Page December 24, 2007

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MaRussia

MaRussia is an extremely sexy and all around sexy F1 team.

Jenny " I got wet just looking at that MaRussia".

MaRussia by Jules Bianchi January 27, 2014

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marlesia

Marlesia is sexy, confident, wear her heart on her sleeve. She is a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets, she can be the sweetest person you know but Dont mess with hers because she turns into a beast, she is beauty and the beast all in one

Every man needs and wants a Marlesia

marlesia by QTΠ4Eva January 7, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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