Martinitis 

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

Martinitis by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

manginitis 

A self-inflicted irritaion of the mangina brought on by a fag pretending to be straight.

Joe - "Jason has manginitis again."

Mark - "He should just come out. Everyone knows he's a fag."

manginitis by Horse head in my bed August 8, 2006

martenitsa 

The martenitsa is a unique Bulgarian custom. It is made especially for 1 of March when according to the Bulgarians, the new agricultural year begins. It is a kind of amulet - twisted and tasseled red and white threads. The red, according to the folk beliefs,has the power of the sun and can give live to every living creature.

On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.

martenitsa by Tsoncho February 23, 2006

manginitis 

Inflamation of the Mangina

Jerry suffered from a bad case of Manginitis.

manginitis by dumpywhore April 28, 2005

Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

Martination by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

manginitis 

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.

My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.

manginitis by Luvnuts March 2, 2003

Milfs and Martinis 

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

Milfs and Martinis by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018