Martinaitis 

a terrible laughing disease you catch from being around the funnest girl ever

You probably just have Martinaitis again. Start hanging around your lame friends and the disease will fade

Martinaitis by Sabah December 2, 2003

Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

Martination by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

Martinitis 

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

Martinitis by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4

He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.

Martination by safetygooner July 20, 2022