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Martinaism

A religion (more like a cult) where you praise the eboy/egirl gods and wear chains with a lock around your neck and just be emo
Random Martinaist: Oh look, and egirl! I must praise her emo ways of Martinaism
by pansexualemothot February 11, 2020
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Mariaism

The religion of Maria. It all started from an email about honors at the University of Michigan...
Mariaism is the religion that the simp army of over 200 members follows religiously.
by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020
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Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"
by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018
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marvinism

Marvinism is a religion founded as of the late 2017 era. Followers of Marvinism are called Marvinists, and belong in The Holy Marvinity. Marvinists follow their God, Marvin. He is, surprisingly, a fish. This usually throws people off, but a philosophy of Marvinists is to never judge a book by it’s cover. Moving forward, Marvin is a tall, pale and warm yellow fish with dark fuchsia or purple stripes in his fins. He also has off-white eyes with black pupils.
"I believe in Marvinism!"
by jakepauler67 November 24, 2018
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Marwinism

Marwinism is a guideline to life. It is based on the teachings of Marwin, the Mesiah. He his not seen as a God or anything, but as a figure of influence. Marwinism is about living life to it's fullest, sex, video games, and sports. It is pretty much the regular guideline of an average male. You may even be practicing it and not realizing it! Join on Facebook or Myspace today!!
"I'm so glad i believe in Marwin! Thanks to Marwinism, my life is now complete!!!"
by Karazy_Brian June 27, 2009
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Martinaitis

a terrible laughing disease you catch from being around the funnest girl ever
You probably just have Martinaitis again. Start hanging around your lame friends and the disease will fade
by Sabah December 2, 2003
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Marvinism

That girl could be considered a marvinism.
by Marvinism March 31, 2018
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