Martin Short

Burger-eating scam artist, always looking for a new and original way of scaming money out of his mates. Regular and loyal customer of Burger King, where his usual order is an XL Double Bacon Cheese Burger meal with Coke.

Martin ate all the pies, Martin has fucked off home

by John Harrison March 3, 2004

martin short

Excellent, amazing, superb.

My new jags absolutely Martin Short

by oracle March 12, 2004

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!

by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021