Martchant

verb: the action of griping your penis before ejaculation to ensure the cum travels at a higher velocity once released .

"yo dude when I martchant with my cum shot it goes miles ."

by ligmwaaa April 27, 2023

SMEAR MERCHANTS

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

marthaness

The act of being amazing. To do as a Martha would do and be nice and kind to everyone, and be simply amazing!

That nice girl is using marthaness!

by skwirrlz September 24, 2013

bt merchant

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

marichat

The best ship in the whole of the miraculous universe mainly cause neither like each other.

P1: what ship do u like in miraculous?
P2: oh ladrien of course
P1: *pulls out gun*
P2: oh uh I mean marichat

P1: gooooood

by rekka99 August 4, 2018

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

by AJ baud February 26, 2022

dole merchant

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

by DSelby March 7, 2007