a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

marmite addict by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

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Maritta

A girl or woman's name. Derived from Mary.
Common name in Finland.

Maritta Hallani is a famous singer from Lebanon.

Maritta by Fiddlededee April 6, 2017

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Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

Marmite bullethole by Original Steve September 30, 2007

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Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship

Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

Schrodinger's Marmite by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013

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