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Wow maritta is mean
Maritta by Pyper john July 26, 2022

Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.
"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"
Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Marieta.. wow! Marieta's sure are unique. They aren't always the quickest one to get the joke but man, they sure are smart with the books. Give em' a glass of wine, a few ice cubes and the party is started. Despite their 3D beauty marks, often on their face, Marieta's are overall beautiful (especially when they wear the red lipstick). If you take a Marieta to the Italian Night Club on 5th, you'll see just how fun she can be.
Dude 1: Look at that mole
Dude 2: Dude, it's ok shes a Marieta
Marieta by fratkm7 May 12, 2014
Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)
“Wow she’s a perfect brobean”
“Yea SHES a Marista”
marista by mollyaej March 24, 2018

Marital aid 

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid
Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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