Maritta

A girl or woman's name. Derived from Mary.
Common name in Finland.

Maritta Hallani is a famous singer from Lebanon.

by Fiddlededee April 6, 2017

Maritta

Big bitch

Wow maritta is mean

by Pyper john July 26, 2022

Mariotard

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.

"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"

by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

marital outsourcing

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Marieta

Marieta.. wow! Marieta's sure are unique. They aren't always the quickest one to get the joke but man, they sure are smart with the books. Give em' a glass of wine, a few ice cubes and the party is started. Despite their 3D beauty marks, often on their face, Marieta's are overall beautiful (especially when they wear the red lipstick). If you take a Marieta to the Italian Night Club on 5th, you'll see just how fun she can be.

Dude 1: Look at that mole
Dude 2: Dude, it's ok shes a Marieta

by fratkm7 May 12, 2014

marista

Marista is a crazy brobean who is the greatest friend you’ll ever meet. Marista is a highly highly intelligent academically and will beat you in every test except for Spanish. She’s comited, a hard worker, compassionate and a great listener. She loves being one of a kind and always is in a mood to cheer everyone up. Marista has a beautiful smile. Marista is a kind girl that you’ll never want to let go of. You never want to break her heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Marista is a unique friend and is the greatest person you’ll ever meet. :)

“Wow she’s a perfect brobean”
“Yea SHES a Marista”

by mollyaej March 24, 2018

Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016