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Marktwain 

A handsome young man who is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is also one flirty/horny motherfucker that has girls lined up for him. With his wealthy future, there is no way he won't be living in the Playboy Mansion without all the women he needs.
Girl: Marktwain was texting me and I got so wet!!

Friend: Tell me you sent him nudes right?

Girl: OMG!! Of course I did!
Marktwain by Gaisbxk152 November 21, 2021
Words you can keep
Martaine is a beautiful, tall women, with a good heart.

A Martaine is kind, compassionate, and is the epitome of the perfect woman and mother. Other women dont compair to her, she's on another level of beauty. She cant see it though, but when she realizes it, she's the kind if person to continue being kind and loving to all.

Friends will call a Martaine, taine. Its quicker.

People use taine to say beauty or being loving.
Beautiful Kind Loving Understanding Gorgeous Wonderful Perfect Martaine Taine
Martaine by MoyoAndUpendo December 26, 2013

Mark Twain 

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain
Mark Twain by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

mark twain 

This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.
Mark Twain is the author of Huckleberry Finn.
mark twain by Horatio Gates July 15, 2008

Mark Twain Middle School 

This word is used to describe schools that are full of rich people who are immature, basic, and pretend to be ghetto.
I go to SUCH a Mark Twain Middle School.

märkäräinen 

A moist fart. Often considered wise to release while sitting on the toilet.
There was something in that pizza yesterday. Released couple of nasty märkäräinens this morning
märkäräinen by Tero auténtico October 20, 2023

marktwainenthuseast 

User marktwainenthuseast, ( Aka Amp ) is just as bad as me but much wrose. THEY WANT TO FUCK THAT ONE WOOD GUY FRON THE SINGING MONSTERS GAME. Their the definition of my fear... But that’s not the point. They always make their Mac & cheese too creamy but they probably like it for some “odd “ reason, some might say they think of it as Mark Twain’s cum. Anyway that’s it. -their boyfriend
Marktwainenthuseast scares me so much. It’s scary. I don’t like it...
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