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A handsome young man who is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is also one flirty/horny motherfucker that has girls lined up for him. With his wealthy future, there is no way he won't be living in the Playboy Mansion without all the women he needs.

Girl: So last night Martwaine was texting me and I got so wet!!
Friend: Tell me you sent him nudes right?
Girl: OMG!! Of course I did!

martwaine by BigAssLatinas November 9, 2018

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Melanie Martinez 👑

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans 💜

Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez 👑?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky

Melanie Martinez 👑 by Mollie Surely November 17, 2019

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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

Melanie Martinez by Faceless Alison March 30, 2016

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marthaness

The act of being amazing. To do as a Martha would do and be nice and kind to everyone, and be simply amazing!

That nice girl is using marthaness!

marthaness by skwirrlz September 24, 2013

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marlaine

Loyal, sexy, funny, and passionate. If you're ever to come across a Marlaine, hold onto her.

My friends name is Marlaine, she is the most amazing friend in the world.

marlaine by Marlaine October 21, 2013

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Martinez Southern Raspberry

A sex act performed on a woman. Like blowing a raspberry on the stomach, only on her clit. For best results, place the area between the top of your lip and the base of your nose directly onto the clit. Begin blowing as if blowing a raspberry. Be careful to not become light headed.

Alt. Place the woman's clit in between your top and bottom lip and begin blowing, as if blowing a raspberry. Alternate rhythm of raspberry and move around area for best results.

Damn girl, he gave me a Martinez Southern Raspberry and my legs wouldn't stop shaking!

Martinez Southern Raspberry by BDA21 June 24, 2016

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Melanie Martinez

American singer, songwriter and photographer. She was a member of Team Adam in the third season of the American television vocal talent show The Voice. On April 22, 2014, she released the lead single "Dollhouse," from her debut EP The Dollhouse.

Melanie Martinez was so good on The Voice!

Melanie Martinez by swiggityswagg December 21, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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