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marktwainenthuseast
User marktwainenthuseast, ( Aka Amp ) is just as bad as me but much wrose. THEY WANT TO FUCK THAT ONE WOOD GUY FRON THE SINGING MONSTERS GAME. Their the definition of my fear... But that’s not the point. They always make their Mac & cheese too creamy but they probably like it for some “odd “ reason, some might say they think of it as Mark Twain’s cum. Anyway that’s it. -their boyfriend
marktwainenthuseast by xeolmao July 9, 2021
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markwaun
A big black guy that likes to pretend to be a ninja. He may be hiding behind you right now scheming his dastardly plans. Also markwaun is a practitioner of black magic and uses it to help him in his plights of conquests especially on the toilet. Markwaun is the epitome of stupidity and is comparable to a lomax in appearance.
markwaun by Jimmy_Johns_MA March 10, 2013
martwaine
A handsome young man who is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is also one flirty/horny motherfucker that has girls lined up for him. With his wealthy future, there is no way he won't be living in the Playboy Mansion without all the women he needs.
Girl: So last night Martwaine was texting me and I got so wet!!
Friend: Tell me you sent him nudes right?
Girl: OMG!! Of course I did!
Friend: Tell me you sent him nudes right?
Girl: OMG!! Of course I did!
martwaine by BigAssLatinas November 9, 2018
Marktwain
A handsome young man who is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is also one flirty/horny motherfucker that has girls lined up for him. With his wealthy future, there is no way he won't be living in the Playboy Mansion without all the women he needs.
Girl: Marktwain was texting me and I got so wet!!
Friend: Tell me you sent him nudes right?
Girl: OMG!! Of course I did!
Friend: Tell me you sent him nudes right?
Girl: OMG!! Of course I did!
Marktwain by Gaisbxk152 November 21, 2021
Markwayne
When a person who is deeply unqualified for a job is replaced by a person who is even more deeply unqualified for a job.
Markwayne by KingJaguar March 7, 2026
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026