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MaKaroni 

We don’t know who let a monkey in the kitchen but it made mac and cheese with tuna in it. Named it MaKaroni
I tried that MaKaroni in the morning. It was fucking disgusting
MaKaroni by Rampa1ge October 5, 2021

Maritoni 

Maritoni is someone who is very loyal. She chooses her friends wisely, so she tends to stick around the same people. Most would think she's shy, but the truth is that she just doesn't like to waste much energy on people she doesn't completely trust or vibe well with yet. She gravitates towards extroverted, bubbly people. If you have the same humor as Maritoni, you'll click pretty fast. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's the most insightful and goal-oriented person. She knows what she wants in life and she really puts in the effort to achieve those goals. She's smart, independent, and is beautiful inside and out. She knows her value and she doesn't waste her time on people who don't see it. In fact, she doesn't like to waste time PERIOD. She's all about efficiency and practicality. If she can get what she wants with minimal effort, that'll definitely make her day. Maritoni is a very logical thinker, which is probably also why she doesn't usually get very emotional. Although she might not see it, she's a very patient person. This is also why she's very forgiving and doesn't get mad right away. Maritoni is the most amazing friend you could have. If you're friends with her, it'll take a lot for her to leave you because as I said, she's very loyal. So if you manage to have Maritoni as a best friend, consider yourself a very lucky person.
I'm so happy Maritoni is my best friend!
Maritoni by piancakes November 23, 2021

markersniffer23

markersniffer23 is an account on Roblox made by flamingo on February 4th, 2022 to find markers in a game called "Find the Markers (145)". He collected 41 badges and was last online February 4th, 2022. He made the account because he said he sniffed a blue marker as a child 20 years ago, he said he was speaking to the marker an it was a unknown language to all other people, he also made it to troll people in the game.
It's markersniffer23, he is playing roblox.
markersniffer23 by Noah Armon February 6, 2022

MakkaroniSenpai

Is a person or a creature that will farm alot without payment and wont have a free will. You can use it like minion. If you call someone a MakkaroniSenpai then he will lose his free will and must do it.
Hey can you farm something ?
No.
Do it you fucking MakkaroniSenpai.
Ok...
MakkaroniSenpai by FluufyRacoon February 12, 2022

Shawn-Marroning 

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.
"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."
Shawn-Marroning by ShawnMarronAdmirer November 22, 2011

maritoni 

Maritoni strawbeeries like crack
maritoni by gravitykillstits July 16, 2014
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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