Mario Lopez.

Tool.

There are some that act like tools.

There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.

There are some that try way, way, too hard.

And then there is Mario Lopez.

Mario Lopez. by WorkSux December 15, 2008

Mario Lopez 

the only tool from saved by the bell who does not seem to age

Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d

Mario Lopez by TiTyRon December 8, 2009

Mario Lopez 

1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.

2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.

Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"

Mario Lopez by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

Mario Lopez 

Someone who will just show up to anything, regardless of how embarrassing.

Eddie Murphy is totally the Mario Lopez of bad cartoon voice-overs.

Mario Lopez by xleahx March 9, 2010

mario lopez 

!. Awesome
2. The though guy on saved by the bell.
3. A pimp
4. An actor on nip/tuck.

" Yo homie I'm bout to mario lopez on that fine girl over by the bar."

" Awww yeah I'm feelin like mario lopez today, tell your mom I said what up!"
"Mario Lopez used to punk down preppie all day."
"Mario Lopez is on nip/tuck acting like a beeitch, that's out of character for him!"
"I think Mario Lopez hit Eva Longoria whenher miate husband goes out of town, I bet they spend his cash together."

mario lopez by kingpdoucler November 28, 2009

Mario lopez’d 

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦

Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.

Mario lopez’d by Mario lopez’d February 19, 2022

Mario López Estrada 

What I call pick up artists.

Person 1: Hey, are you a pick up artist?
Person 2: Uhh...yeah.
Person 1: Good...I will call you Mario López Estrada.

Mario López Estrada by TheGravelOfAnEstrada January 5, 2025