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There are some that act like tools.

There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.

There are some that try way, way, too hard.

And then there is Mario Lopez.
by WorkSux November 27, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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the only tool from saved by the bell who does not seem to age
Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d
by TiTyRon December 08, 2009
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1. A latin person who is either a wrestler, a moron or a homosexual.

2. A hairstyle worn by latin persons that involves the use of copious amounts of Jheri Curl
The school board decided to place me on the Mario Lopez bus.

I went to Supercuts and asked for the Mario Lopez.
by Dustin Diamond July 08, 2004
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1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.

2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
by dhawk123 March 07, 2009
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Someone who will just show up to anything, regardless of how embarrassing.
Eddie Murphy is totally the Mario Lopez of bad cartoon voice-overs.
by xleahx March 09, 2010
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