Mapúa

Ma-púa ma-poo-wuh
noun, plural Ma-púa sys-tem

a reputable source of architects, engineers, and science graduates and constantly produces top notchers in the architectural and engineering fields as the Mapúa Institute of Technology heavily specializes in these fields in the undergraduate and graduate levels

Mapúa is also the first Philippine and Southeast Asian educational institution to have ABET certification, rendering the Institute to be at par with US-based colleges and universities

a institute of learning where students must be immortal in order to graduate and also a college that never suspends classes even when every college in the country suspended theirs

Madaling makapasok sa Mapúa pero tingnan ko lang kung makalabas ka. (It's easy to be admitted in Mapúa but let me see if you can graduate.)

by Don Tomas Mapúa October 13, 2012

mappazzone

A dish that looks absolutely disgusting and probably tastes like shit as well. Looks so bad you won't even try it. Or Italian dish fucked up like carbonarra with cream.

- Hey, wanna taste my carbonarra?
- No eggs? Cream? That's mappazzone my friend, not carbonarra.

by ojciecpolak September 13, 2021

Manual Mangina

A Manual Mangina is when a man (or dildo wearing woman) uses heir penis (or phallic device) to manipulate time and space. In order to do this, participants need to stand naked in a mildly populated area and whip heir phallic ownership up and down until enough momentum enables the cock handler to catch their phallic device between heir legs and hold it there. Causing the owner of the phallus to look like a girl (thus the appearance of the Mangina) laughing or name calling might ensue, or even applause if the owner can manage the Mangina in a single thrust.

" I call this the Manual Mangina!"

by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009

Water manual

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!

May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..

by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021

Manual Slice

When one squeezes their arse cheeks to cut a very big shit in half, prevent the toilet from block.

"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"

by Urban Dicatatorz September 30, 2018

Mapalo

A person who loves to have fun and is very indecisive. Usually being very beautiful, Mapalo's are very attractive and are picky when it comes to guys. They have two sides, the scary side and the nice side. People like Mapalo deserve to be treated right by the perfect guy and her smile is said to be a killer.She is loving and caring and that's what makes her an amazing girlfriend.

An amazing girlfriend. Must be talking about Mapalo .

by Kingsacè February 28, 2019

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008