ojciecpolak's definitions

Wankpanzer

Needlessly expensive, overhyped and BIG vehicle. Big SUVs used to haul shopping from shopping malls or Tesla Cybertruck going off-road places where a Corolla drives daily.

- Have you seen Mike lately? He can't stop talking about his new Cybertruck.
- yeah, that car is a true wankpanzer.

by ojciecpolak April 17, 2024

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

mappazzone

A dish that looks absolutely disgusting and probably tastes like shit as well. Looks so bad you won't even try it. Or Italian dish fucked up like carbonarra with cream.

- Hey, wanna taste my carbonarra?
- No eggs? Cream? That's mappazzone my friend, not carbonarra.

by ojciecpolak September 13, 2021