Manutation 

The reputation of a tough guy.

My girlfriend said we should get manicures and pedicures but I said, "No, it will mess up my manutation."

Manutation by Amy & Stephen January 18, 2009

Mantuition 

The male version of a females intuition. A feeling/hunch a guy get's about a certain situations.

Dude, that girls totally in to you, trust me, my mantuition says so

Mantuition by ravens2 April 7, 2011

Mancation 

The most ultimate man-only vacation. Usually this trip involves heavy drinking, getting kicked out of something, and nearly dying. At camp sites, everybody who is not a mancationer hates the mancationers, likely because they can not understand the sheer awesomeness that is Mancation.

JD: Hey Big Steve, you going to the Mancation this year? It's going to be awesome!

Big Steve: I don't think so, last time I went I got too drunk and started eating Tums like candy. I shat a rainbow the next day!

JD: What's your point?

Mancation by JDFERNS October 18, 2011

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.

"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"

Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

mansulation 

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020