Basically a fuckboy that will lead you on with no actual intention of being in an actual relationship with you. Will say that you’re the only one for him, and that he’s never gonna leave you. Until he gets tired and dumps you, just to get with another girl a few days later. Loves easy preys, often weak, innocent, and naive girls that doesn’t know a lot about manwhores. A typical example is exchange students.
The manwhore will never really let you go though, so he always tries to keep you emotionally bound to him in order for him to be able to take you back for sexual use, if lacking other options. Their names are usually Tyler or James, and they are often engineering students who failed joining the college football team and are instead fully devoted to pursue their manwhore career.
Keep away from manwhores, once they’ve caught you it’s gonna be hard to break free from them.
“Esther did you know Tyler already got a new girlfriend”
“No I didn’t, he just asked me for nudes less than a week ago”
“Yeah that’s no surprise, he’s such a manwhore”
a simple phrase that is the male counterpart of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep.
Both phrases are used interchangeable depending on the person, but a gender neutral option is Sovereign Stealing Sway
Bard: Guys, I don't think I can Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore us out this situation
Barbarian: Manslaughter it is then
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!