Mansuck 

TO receive a blowjob

You girls gona suck my dick or what?

You girls wanna get your mansuck on or what?

Mansuck by Mike Struble November 2, 2006

Manfucked 

Manfucked

When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.

Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.

I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.

Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018

ManMuck 

Sperm, jizz, paste, gunk, goo

She wouldnt wake up this morning so I covered her in ManMuck

ManMuck by loonpipe April 23, 2014

Manduck 

A man born into a low socio-economic status environment who exhibits a rude, gangster-like behavior, carries a pistol around, and never wears a shirt. He is specifically known for his duck-shaped cranium.

Random Guy: who da fuck are you?
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.

Manduck by Quackmaster Beta May 1, 2010

mansecks 

The Form of love that takes place between two males. Usually occurs online in "cyber" sex.

OMG dave, secks me more
Allright Alf, if you want Mansecks you get it.

mansecks by SmallFry April 5, 2003

Mantucket 

A man version of a hussie.

A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.

Girl_ " Stop trying to hide it, you are such a mantucket!"

Guy_ "So is your face.."

Girl _"... Mantucket."

manwhore

Mantucket by amnios January 12, 2011

mansick 

Primarily afflicting adult males, mansick occurs when the afflicted has an illness, injury or malady that immediately reduces him to an infantile state. At this time the individual becomes toddler like in needs and demands. Often will require full attention from those who are in his vicinity and will not be satisfied until every person in a 3 mile radius knows and is as miserable as he is. Intolerant of any other person who is not waiting on him and his demands at lightening speed. Can resemble a full blown narcissist at this time.

Can I stay with you for a couple of days? My roommate is mansick.

mansick by wahinecruzen February 9, 2019