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Man Muck
Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed
Man Muck by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018
Related Words
ManMuck • Manduck • mantucket • ManFuckBigWeenie • Manfucked • Manfuckingly • manouck • Mansuck • Mantucket Nectars • Mantuckit
Manfucked
Manfucked
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
When a man refuses to allow a woman to fix something, even though he fully knows she is capable, and completely fucks up the job himself.
Being so insecure that even if you have never touched a power tool hand tool in your entire life, and a woman has built a porch or remodeled a bathroom singlehandedly, you still need to take the tools from her and proceed to fuck the job up. Then, pretend like “It is OK” and “It will work”, even though you know damn well you completely manfucked the whole thing. Simultaneously acting like she should be appreciative of everything you have done and expecting praise. When in reality, the woman now needs to fix a bigger problem or re-purchase the thing you were trying to “fix” for her as it is irreparably broken now.
I was rebuilding a hard drive and my co-worker came over and manfucked the whole thing. Now I cannot get the case off because he put the screws in “at an angle” somehow and the heads are completely threaded.
Manfucked by WhatRUKiddingMe May 27, 2018
Manduck
A man born into a low socio-economic status environment who exhibits a rude, gangster-like behavior, carries a pistol around, and never wears a shirt. He is specifically known for his duck-shaped cranium.
Random Guy: who da fuck are you?
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.
Manduck (after equipping pistol, but just before firing at random guy): Quack quack, muthafucka.
Manduck by Quackmaster Beta May 1, 2010
Mantucket
A man version of a hussie.
A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
A male that deeply enjoys the female and/or male attention he gets based on his look, his personality, and/or his romantic history, yet doesnt want to call it for what it is.
And usually responds with lame comebacks after being called on it.
Mantuckitjamstuffit
A sexual position that requires you to tuck back your boner between your legs and back into a girls cooter while doing so you must make a beeping noise like a truck.
Trying to get rid of an annoying girlfriend try the mantuckitjamstuffit and she will be running out the room in no time if not try and get her to fuck you and one of her girlfriends cause shes a freak.
Mantuckitjamstuffit by Dicks Enormious October 26, 2009
Manuck
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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