Mankle’d

When a person get’s too high or drunk they decided to pull out their extra chromosome in public. To get retarded fucked up

Hey did you see that Dakota hit his dab pen at work and got so Mankle’d he could barely speak and had to lay down?

by PeePee Francisco May 10, 2019

Meghan Markle'd

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!

Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!

by kclause22 May 25, 2019

mangle'd

Being really drunk,stoned or on drugs

"Man last night we got soo fuckin' mangle'd"

by 4mf'20 February 28, 2008

Markle Double Claw

A two handed embrace employed by controlling, manipulative actresses and former Royals. Often preceded by a guiding hand placed on the back of her intended target to direct focus.

“I saw my ex at a party last week. I was going to walk over and say “hello” when My GF Markle Double Clawed me”

by Broadsheet July 28, 2022

mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018