Mankle’d

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When a person get’s too high or drunk they decided to pull out their extra chromosome in public. To get retarded fucked up

Hey did you see that Dakota hit his dab pen at work and got so Mankle’d he could barely speak and had to lay down?

Mankle’d by PeePee Francisco May 10, 2019

Meghan Markle'd

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!

Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!

Meghan Markle'd by kclause22 May 25, 2019

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mangle'd

Being really drunk,stoned or on drugs

"Man last night we got soo fuckin' mangle'd"

mangle'd by 4mf'20 February 28, 2008

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Markle Double Claw

A two handed embrace employed by controlling, manipulative actresses and former Royals. Often preceded by a guiding hand placed on the back of her intended target to direct focus.

“I saw my ex at a party last week. I was going to walk over and say “hello” when My GF Markle Double Clawed me”

Markle Double Claw by Broadsheet July 28, 2022

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mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

mangle dangle by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

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mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

mangle your dangle by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

dick mangle by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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