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mangle dangle 

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.
Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.
mangle dangle by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

Mankle’d 

When a person get’s too high or drunk they decided to pull out their extra chromosome in public. To get retarded fucked up
Hey did you see that Dakota hit his dab pen at work and got so Mankle’d he could barely speak and had to lay down?

mangle your dangle 

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate
Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!
mangle your dangle by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.
“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”
dick mangle by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis
Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.
mangled dangle by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

mange-dowg 

a ruthless nocturnal animal that graces the night with its presence. a party animal that cannot be stopped once it has begun its nightly ritual of boogying down. its call is a raspy, throaty, bark that can be heard from miles away. much like a pokemon, it merely barks out its own name repeatedly.
prone to crazy outbursts of madness when not allowed to complete its riual of getting trashed
"jush one mow fo the mange-dowg maen, jush one mow"

".........jush one mow maen....MANGE-DOWG!!"
mange-dowg by bleargh August 5, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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