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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Maligator 

A bad ass dog from Belgium used by the Police and Governments around the world for detection of drugs and explosives as well as tracking and protection.
Don't get close to a Maligator. They will bite your face off.
Maligator by Maligator Man October 24, 2016

Mandatorium 

A place where mandatory meetings are held.
A mandatory place in which to go.
"I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!" -Prof. Farnsworth
Mandatorium by SpenzzzFinegooo February 7, 2010

maniacorp 

Streetwear brand known for their quick come up and original first shirts, including references to Cowboy Bebop.
Damn dude you cop off any maniacorp off grailed yet? Every piece gets snatched so fast and then I have to buy some supreme..
maniacorp by hbweindis August 10, 2017

female manipulator 

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)
you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

Mandatory Party Time 

This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
Mandatory Party Time by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019