Mandatorium

A place where mandatory meetings are held.
A mandatory place in which to go.

"I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!" -Prof. Farnsworth

by SpenzzzFinegooo February 7, 2010

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.

"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.

by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021

mandatorial

Mandatory tutorial. When a video game forces you through tutorial that cannot be skipped. Usually tedious and grueling.

Steve: Did you check out that latest free to play game?
Bob: Only for about five levels. I spent thirty minutes in an unskippable tutorial before I quit out of boredom.
Steve: Ugh, Mandatorial. No bueno...

by Prevailence May 20, 2014

Mandatoria

(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.

Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.

by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009

Mandatorisation

To make something compulsory

The mandatorisation of the new COVID-19 Tracking App has triggered major backlash amidst society.

by KPNTGTACCA June 2, 2022

mallatorium

A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.

"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."

by Geoff Lilley November 27, 2012