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Manbreathing 

A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.
Stacey: "God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"

Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing, Ugh! That's the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"

Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW! WAH!' can you believe that?"

Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality will look like oppression to you."
Manbreathing by CuteBoy56 June 20, 2018

Manbreathing 

Manbreathing is when a man intentionally breathes obnoxiously loud, as a way to dominate the air and intimidate women into being silent. Manbreathing can be intensified if the man has just done something strenuous, so not only is he intimidating a women into silence he is also proclaiming himself to be physically stronger and is now physically intimidating the poor defenceless woman into obedience.
Little girls are having a random conversation*
Random male breathes*
Little Girls say to him "FUCK YOU CIS WHITE MALE STOP MANBREATHING YOU SEXIST! WOMEN CAN TALK DATE SHOWS 100% OF ALL MEN THAT ARE RAPISTS ARE RAPISTS"
Man says ''what?"
Manbreathing by DirtyKneeGar March 24, 2017

manbeast 

a woman who was possibly fathered by a hillbilly backwoods man that's inbred and had sex with many farm animals. The woman is said to seek out affection from any sort of man or woman who is dumb enough to give it the time of day. They usually have sex with anyone and have kids with multiple partners to try and suck money out former men who were dumb enough to "tap that".
"I'm not sure what I slept with, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way, it also might have been tucking a penis, that thing is a real manbeast."
manbeast by liannalynn January 5, 2014

Mindbreasting 

The art of cold-calling under false pretences to generate cash flow or mentally outclassing someone through various forms of communication. The formal pronounciation is Mindbrrrreasting. (The rrrrolling of the R)
John spent hours and hours mindbreasting on the March Apartment Guide.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Mindbrrrreasting
Person 1: Oh you mean dialing for dollars?
Person 2: Yeah my dad's in a trade, im gonna see if I can get my hands in someone elses cookie jar.
Also:
Person 1: Hows the mindbrrrreasting going?
Person 2: The only responces I get are from ass-faggits and riverfucktards.
Person 3: Fuck calling, you should start mail-merger mindbrrrreasting. Then we can go speening and after go to Pasqualay and Excelsiorrrr.
Mindbreasting by Robbo SD September 21, 2005

Manbreathing 

When A Man Breathes
"That Man Is Sexist Beacuse He Steals Oxygen From Women"

"Stop Manbreathing You Dick"
Manbreathing by Average_Gamer August 3, 2017

manbeast 

a women i.e sally ellis is a man
she is big a beefy and she has a cock
that manbeat has a cock
manbeast by manbeast hunter March 30, 2005
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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