manflu
A bad or heavy cold that males interpret as being the flu. The real flu would knock them off their feet.
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An affliction that affects both sexes but is most common among men. It is not unlike severe hypochondriasis in manner but is often only isolated to colds and flus that do not require medical attention. This affliction causes a person to become weak, lethargic, codependent, fatigued, and pathetic. They will often claim ridiculous things and need constant attention until symptoms of sickness subside.
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Manfluencer
The one and only Bryce Horton. The mini sauna loving husband/dad that can rock new balances like no other. You may find him laughing uncomfortably due to his hilarious wife. Maybe putting this on the website will get him officially verified? Only time will tell.
“I forgot to tell you i saw the manfluencer at target!”
“Oh Bryce? I saw him the other day driving down the street with a blue check mark on his car”
“Oh Bryce? I saw him the other day driving down the street with a blue check mark on his car”
Manfluencer by Cassidy gill August 5, 2021
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manfluencer by Cbell918 January 16, 2021
Man-Flu
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. They suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.
5. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers.
MAN FLU [ man flu]
An affliction that affects the Y chromosome in the human population. symptoms include delirium, headaches, chronic fatigue, catarrh, severe confusion, sniffles and a bit of a cough. Has been linked to hypochondria though as yet no scientific link has been proved.In the event of a suspected case of Manflu, you are advised to keep the patient hydrated via the normal fluid intake: to wit;usual fluids (water, fruit juice beer and spirits). Fat intake is also recommended to give the patient calorific energy.We recommend protein, carbohydrate, fat in the ratio of 2:4:9.
IN NO CASE should the suspected patient be made to perform any arduous tasks since this will only lead to a relapse if said patient is not ready.
As stated and signed.I.M.Llyere (W.H.O.) European Advisor in Pathogene Studies0.
IN NO CASE should the suspected patient be made to perform any arduous tasks since this will only lead to a relapse if said patient is not ready.
As stated and signed.I.M.Llyere (W.H.O.) European Advisor in Pathogene Studies0.
MAN FLU [ man flu] by will8371 January 17, 2009
Manslute
(man-sloot) A much classier version of a male slut-manslut. The manslute will use coy tactics like making a girl feel special, and feeding her lines of bullshit like "you're the only one for me baby", in order to expedite the process of banging a non-drunk girl. A manslute also has many female "companions", hence the "slute" suffix.
Also the manslute cannot be a homo and cannot like chode in any way.
The word has excellent context in any situation in which a male whore wants to make himself sound like less of a slut and sound like something more respectable.
The words roots are man and slut with an "E" at the end to take away from the negative connotation of the word slut.
Also the manslute cannot be a homo and cannot like chode in any way.
The word has excellent context in any situation in which a male whore wants to make himself sound like less of a slut and sound like something more respectable.
The words roots are man and slut with an "E" at the end to take away from the negative connotation of the word slut.
Girl:I'm not going to get with you you're just a manslut.
Guy: No, no no. I'm a Manslute, it's much classier. Plus I care about you and you're the only one I want to be with.
Guy: No, no no. I'm a Manslute, it's much classier. Plus I care about you and you're the only one I want to be with.
Manslute by theoriginalmslt December 5, 2007