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Mandelina 

Mandelina Her smile,her eyes,her laugh literally everything about this girl is perfect. She will literally make your life a blessing. She is amazing to this girl is literally an angle sent down from heaven. If u ever get her in your life do not let her go cause she is a 1 in million and including all her looks and everything above. Her personality beats it all her personality is really what makes this girl unique and the way she cares for one another including family is amazing and on top of that she really is one of the nicest girls you will meet once you get to know her. Now the way Mandelina loves is one of a kind and her love can literally make anything bad in your life go away this girl Will leave you constantly daydreaming and craving her. The way she can make you feel and how happy she can make someone is truly something I don’t know what it is about her but this is not just sum girl no other girl can compete with her cause she is literally so perfect and such an amazing girlfriend too she will literally turn your life around and make your life 100 times better by her just being in it. One last thing the love that this girl will give you and the feeling that she gives to her boyfriend can not be put into word because it’s just so amazing she will literally have you in love she gives you this feeling of love that is so different from anyone else’s love and her love is honestly the best one out there it’s so good that it can be but in words. And she belongs with a Diego.
I met this beautiful girl today and her name was Mandelina.
Mandelina by The one for her. November 15, 2021
Words you can keep

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

Slutty Mandela 

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
Slutty Mandela by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
Madelins are organized in their mind, sometimes all their energy is taken from organizing their mind that they have a difficult time organizing their surroundings. Is ambitious and strives to always know more and have more. This is in her eternal quest to bring order to chaos. Even if order is obtained from an outsiders' point of view, she will not be settled for she have a very active mind that is always thinking and can never be silenced. Madelins want to be of use, she needs to be important and essential to everyone in her life and in everything she does. Madelins are perfectionists She wants to understand that things in life happen for a reason that is not always known to her, she do not have to always know everything. Madelins need to learn to calm down and not over-analyze a situation or event. Deep inside, Madelin is very sensitive and she need to be appreciated for all the things she does. When is Madelin is offended or hurt, she may never show it.

Madelin exists in the mind, everything is inside. To the world, Madelin presents a calm and collected exterior but on the inside, nervous uncontrolled intensity in the mind, trying to figure things out, how to improve everything, analyzing and thinking. She can tire herself out without even moving. She has a constant drive to improve and perfect, this can lead to extreme pickiness and finickiest. She is pure, her motives are honest never malicious and she want to accomplish something.
"Madelin is quite pretty."
"Hey whose that girl?" - "Oh thats just a Madelin, beautiful and perfect in every way.."
Madelin by booyouwhoree June 28, 2013
A girl named Magdeline is a dream come true, they can easily be the love of your life by her cute giggles and smiles, amazing personality, her sense of humor, and her beautiful looks. Can easily make a person speechless, litteraly puts their problems to the side just to be helpful. They are sweet, cute, outgoing, adorable, honest, sincere, loving, wifey-type, giggley, cheesy, dumb, and just so precious. Maggie, if you're reading this, just know you're the most beautiful person to exist in the world and any person would be glad to claim you as theirs. <3
Magdeline has the cutest laugh uwu
Magdeline by Dreamer_Girl March 15, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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