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mandalina 

he is god of MANDALINA'S He is the god of the whole universe and sex
whenever you see god, it is MANDALINA
mandalina by mandalinalordu November 21, 2021
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Magdalena 

A girl who is hard to get. She doesnt trust or fall in love quite easily. Shes a strong independent girl who is always caring to others. Shes always laughing & smiling. She loves everyone & all she wants in return is someone to love her back. She isnt a complicated girl, & any guy would be lucky to be with her. Shes very understanding & gives great advice. She is always looking to have a great time, & can be the life of the party.Her inner beauty is great as well as her outer beauty along with her flowing hair. Everyday with her is a new adventure. With her, you may never know everything about her. She’s a mystery that youll always want more. Her personality is one of a kind. You must becareful because she has a soft heart, yet disguises it very well. When she’s down, you won’t be able to tell, but if you can, let her know that things will be okay, & she’ll brighten up. She’ll give you a hug everytime she sees you, & with each hug, you know what a great friend you have. She’s the sexiest person, she is tricky though she puts up a wall and its strong so no one can knock it down. she is strong, independent is a bitch to assholes and when someone pisses her of she goes full on bitch mode and will get the best comebacks every boy wants to date her her friends are all jealous of her body and beauty.
Any guy would die to have a Magdalena
Magdalena by Lover nandez May 19, 2018

Magdalini 

A person unlike any other. Someone who’s always willing to put others first, even when that means putting herself down to bring others up. She always makes time for her friends, no matter what the time of day is or if she’s busy. If you have a Magdalini in your life, never let her go.
Bethany: “ Did you see Jeff’s new girlfriend? She’s an absolute model.”
Franklin: “yeah, she’s a total Magdalini.”
Magdalini by risingwestern May 14, 2018

Magdalena 

A girl that doesn't trust or fall too easily, she has amazing eyes and loves to meet new people she hides her insecurities but little does she know she is amazingly beautiful inside and out , her Prince Charming is with her all night .magdalena is funny and talented
I want a Magdalena now

Magdalena 

The most caring soul out there, and the most amazing best friend you can ever ask for.
Though she has a sharp tongue at times, she will never say something other than the truth.
The most honest and caring person you can ever find. Beautiful and hilarious, Magdalena's the perfect other half.
Magdalena's beautiful like a bird.
Magdalena by chocobuns August 29, 2017

Madalina 

Madalina is an angel. She has them art and ukulele skills. She is the best girl you will ever meet. She might have a sad background, but trust me she is brighter than the Sun. She is also kinda gay, but she cute af. Basically she's the best person you will ever meet
"HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN ANGEL?"
"No, it's just Madalina"
Madalina by HealthyPickle December 2, 2018

mandarin tiger 

A Mandarin Tiger is an animal that currently has only resided around the area of the Bergen Catholic High School. It is a creature that can appear anywhere, at any time. In order to be seen, a class must will its existence by exclaiming "What is that?" It can appear in any color, though usually orange or white, and has unlimited powers and characteristics. One of its common traits is that it can fly, fit into small spaces, and be invisible.

Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The Mandarin tiger phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsia's classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.

The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray McCourt, Robert Wallum, Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony Iorio. The resident expert on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the treeline next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to close the blinds. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil Pedersen asserted that he could still see it.

Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a Master Ball, but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be rehabilitated into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting "There's a tiger outside! It's a Mandarin Tiger!!!" were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, May 8, 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.

An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.

Tigers have strange powers, including causing mental shock to pretty good teachers, and magically getting deleted from known internet Wiki sites.

"Holy shit what is that??? its a mandarin tiger!"
mandarin tiger by Dan2488 May 17, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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