mandango

A huge black dick!

My mandango can't stay in my pants.

by Jamal April 18, 2004

mandango

A large, muscular, african looking black man with a great deal of sexual and physical prowess.

Ben Wallace from the Detroit Pistons is a Mandango Man.

by Mikeal June 9, 2005

mandango

refers to a fu-man-chu style stache found specifically on the 80's retro guy wearing a faded black t-shirt and bleach stained pants while riding his wicked scooter, complete with radio, down Main Street, USA in the middle of nowhere

I hope that guy remebers to put his helment visor down while riding his scooter so he doesn't get bugs caught in his wicked mandango!

by womantoblame May 19, 2011

Mandango

A place where some people go after they die. A floating island in the sky, where there is no jealousy or boredom and everyone is engaged in wine drinking and steaming hot sex.

I'll have what the other guy is having.

by yev June 7, 2003

Mandangos

Slang term for a man's genitals

Flag football: "Don't put your flags in front of your mandangos!"

by DaMoney August 10, 2009

Mandango

An online male dating service.

I met a gay cowboy on mandango.

Sometimes you have to use the mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 3, 2006

Mandango

The award given to the player who wins at least 3 out of 5 races in a Mario Kart championship.

Winning all races results in Maximum Mandangoes

5-nil baby! Maximum Mandangoes! In your face losers!

by stowball February 11, 2010