Mancunistan 

The name given to a community of Manchester United fans. Mainly used by Persian and Pakistani football fans (that is true, not a racial slur). Sometimes said as "Republic of Mancunistan". A person belonging to this community is a 'Mancunistani'.

Person 1: He's a citizen of the republic of mancunistan.
Person 2: Oh, so he's a Mancunistani?
Person 1: Yeah.

Mancunistan by Atashe'gol December 29, 2008

Mancunian Disco Ball 

The art of a Mancunian male dipping their nutsack in glitter and then tea-bagging someone

She said she wanted to do something different, so I gave her a Mancunian Disco Ball

Mancunian Disco Ball by Ibanezdemon December 16, 2012

Mancunian 

A fine person who was born in or currently resides in the most majestic city of Manchester.

Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.

"Yeah I'm Mancunian you scouse cunt? Eh!!! Where you goin? That's right you fucker, run away!"

Mancunian by LiverLover December 28, 2004

Genuine Mancunian

Somebody who was actually born in Manchester or lives in the city.

Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.

A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...

A dark, rainy day in London... "Go up the apple and pears and fetch us a hint of queer, me old cocker, son... Glory Glory Trafford United!"!

Genuine Mancunian by LiverLover March 3, 2005

Mancunian 

People from the city of Manchester (in England).

Uhm... can't think of an example. Just (generally) friendly people you might meet on a train or plane somewhere, or, of course, in Manchester.

Mancunian by Dic(tionary)Head April 2, 2005

mancunian 

1) Somebody from Manchester. England's 6th largest city

2) Somebody who constantly talks about Manchester. They make an effort to tell you that they are (a)a Mancunian and (b)from Manchester, every opportunity they get. These people tend to refrain from "nose blowing".

A typical Mancunian / stranger exchange:
MANCUNIAN: Hello
STRANGER: Hello
MANCUNIAN: I'm a Mancunian!
STRANGER: What does that word mean?
MANCUNIAN: You know, I'm a Manc, from Manchester (does weird creepy shoulder dance)
STRANGER: So what?
MANCUNIAN: Have you ever been to Manchester, it's amazing, it's the capital of England.
STRANGER: Yes, its wonderful I'm sure, goodbye
MANCUNIAN: So do you want a Big Issue or not?

mancunians don't blow their noses

mancunian by Hello Newman September 15, 2006

Genuine Mancunian

A fan of Manchester City. IE. Someone who actually knows how the offside rule works.

Manchester United fan: I'm a true mancunian!

Manchester City fan: Who was Man U's top scorer in the 2003/2004 campaign?

Man U fan: Um..Beckham?

Genuine Mancunian by Evil h. Weasel April 23, 2005