Fat Man pants are elasticated,
comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're
comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando
simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal:
Obviously not, I'm
hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.