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Mammorize

to remember a woman's breasts for the purpose of future masturbation; to store the image of breasts in the spank bank.
Whoa, see the fun bags on her? I'm gonna mammorize those.
by elliotclayton October 29, 2012
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Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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Spiffing Mammaries

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!
by Niall Horan February 16, 2012
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mamories

Thinking of, or thoughts that remind you of BOOBS that you have held, sucked or BOOBS you had missed an oppurtunity to hold or suck.
I have very fond mamories.
by Patrick Duncan March 14, 2007
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Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
by GFeet January 13, 2010
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Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
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